Movie We Think You Should Watch...

Forrest Gump

(1994)

Synopsis:

A man with a low IQ has accomplished great things in his life and been present during significant historic events - in each case, far exceeding what anyone imagined he could do. Yet, despite all the things he has attained, his one true love eludes him. "Forrest Gump" is the story of a man who rose above his challenges, and who proved that determination, courage, and love are more important than ability.

(imdb.com)

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Perez Hilton

www.perezhilton.com

Why didn't we do this one before??? It's not like we aren't on it numerous times a day!

The Ultimate Gossip Website.

Dancing with the Stars

I was right. Obviously.
This week on dancing with the stars, they said goodbye to Penn Jillette and Monica Seles.

America's Best Dance Crew FINALE!

Tonight is the Season Finale of America's Best Dance crew! It's down to the final two, JabbaWockeeZ and Status Quo. Who will win?? MTV @ 10:00pm

Status Quo


JabbaWockeeZ


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Goooooooo JabbaWockeeZ!!!

Irish Coffee

1 part Bailey's
1 part Jameson's
1 cup hot brewed coffee
1 tablespoon whipped cream
1 dash ground nutmeg

In a coffee mug, combine the Bailey's and Jameson's. Fill mug with coffee. Top with a dab of whipped cream and a dash of nutmeg.

PUN

"The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.”

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PUN

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

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French Martini

1 1/2 oz vodka

1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur

1/4 oz fresh pineapple juice

1 twist lemon peel

Pour each of the above into a tall bar glass. Shake with ice, pour into a cocktail or martini glass, and serve.

Buffalo Chicken Dip

This dip is always a huge hit at parties, so I figured this would be an easier way to share with everyone:

4 cooked chicken breasts (I use a rotiseree chicken because it's already cooked, and the skin adds extra flavor)

1 8oz. container of cream cheese
1 16oz. container of sour cream
1 8oz. bottle of ranch dressing
1 bag of cheddar cheese
1 small bottle of hot sauce (tobasco is fine)

Melt all of the dairy and tobasco in a sauce pan over low heat, fold in chicken once all the previous ingredients are combined. Dip can be served with celery sticks or fritos/tortilla chips.

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I am Better than Your Kids.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

Kids Crappy Artwork:
Don't forget to look at the 2nd page as well.

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When Harry Met Sally

(1989)

Synopsis:

Harry and Sally meet when she gives him a ride to New York after they both graduate from the University of Chicago. The film jumps through their lives as they both search for love, but fail, bumping into each other time and time again. Finally a close friendship blooms between them, and they both like having a friend of the opposite sex. But then they are confronted with the problem: "Can a man and a woman be friends, without sex getting in the way?"

(imdb.com)

Tonight on TV!

Tonight is a big night on TV!

Dancing with the Stars!
2 couples will be voted off tonight... a boy and a girl star. Who will it be??
My prediction is that Penn Jillette and Monica Seles will get the boot-- will I be right??
GO TEAM YAMAGUCHI!!!!
Monday @ 8:00pm on ABC

The Hills!
Although 1/2 the Irishocka duet detests the show, 1/2 does not.
What will happen when LC and Whitney go to Paris?!?! Oh the excitement! The 2nd part of the season starts back up tonight.
Monday @ 10:00pm on MTV

Frozen Watermelon Margarita

16 oz seeded, blended watermelons

1/2 lime

6 oz tequila

3 oz triple sec

1 tbsp sugar

Cut up a watermelon, removing seeds. Liquify in a blender until you have about 16 oz. Add remaining ingredients, top with ice and blend until smooth. Taste and add sugar if watermelon is not sweet enough. Serve in a margarita glass with a sugar-coated rim.

Pun

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

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Pun

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

T.G.I.F.

This one's for Allison...

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Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

http://www.mil-millington.com/

Intro:

Nothing keeps a relationship on its toes so much as lively debate. Fortunate, then, that my girlfriend and I agree on absolutely nothing. At all.

Sidenote: Make sure you run the mouse pointer over the picture of his girlfriend.

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The American President

(1995)

Synopsis:

As President, Andrew Shepherd is immensely popular (he has a 63% approval rating). As a man, he's a lonely father struggling to raise a daughter. His struggles multiply when his romance with lobbyist Sydney Ellen Wade becomes fodder for both the press and a rival Senator -- precipitating a rapid drop in the polls.

(imdb.com)

Drunken Cherries and Watermelon

For Vodka cherries (or Rum Cherries), buy a half gallon of maraschino cherries and pour off the juice, refill the jar with alcohol and in just 3 days they are ready to go. They only absorb a certain amount of alcohol then stop, you really don't need a long soak.

Cut a hole in a watermelon and pour in as much vodka as it will take, repeat twice a day for 2 days, then slice it up ( keep the fruit refrigerated just to be on the safe side) .

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PUN

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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P.U.N

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

Washington Apple

Can be served as a shot, or a beverage.:

2 oz. Crown Royal
2 oz. Sour Apple Pucker
Fill with Apple-cranberry Juice

Dancing with the Stars...

TEAM YAMAGUCHI!

The Irishockatwins are rooting Kristi Yamaguchi.

After her solid first night of dancing-- we are hooked! LOVE HER.

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The Commitments

(1991)

Synopsis:

Jimmy Rabbitte, just a tick out of school, gets a brilliant idea: to put a soul band together in Barrytown, his slum home in north Dublin. First he needs musicians and singers: things slowly start to click when he finds three fine-voiced females virtually in his back yard, a lead singer (Deco) at a wedding, and, responding to his ad, an aging trumpet player, Joey "The Lips" Fagan. Song by song, gig by gig, the Commitments start their climb to the top: Dublin gets soul. But internal strife also builds: Deco is insufferable, Joey's a Casanova, and Jimmy may lack the seasoning to hold things together. Will the Commitments slip away?
(imdb.com)

Pun pun punny pun pun

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

Lemon Drop

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz lemon juice
1 sugar packet (1 teaspoon)

Add sugar to the rim of a martini glass, and drop a cube or packet of sugar into the bottom of the glass. Pour vodka and lemon juice into a stainless steel shaker over ice, and shake until completely cold. Pour into the prepared martini glass, and serve.

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Happy St. Patty's!

I know it's not technically a "cocktail", but in the spirit of St. Patty's Day, I would like to point out the fabulousness that is Guiness. If I was younger, and did not partake in a full time job, I would probably have downed a sixer by this time of day. Happy St. Patrick's Day and please remember to enjoy a refreshing Guiness!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

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Now and Then

(1995)

Synopsis:

Four childhood friends (Griffith, Moore, O'Donnell and Wilson) gather together to prepare for the birth of Wilson's baby. While together, they reminesce about when they were kids (Birch, Hoffmann, Ricci and Moore respectively) in 1970.

(imdb.com)

"Girlie" Irish Car Bomb

I call this a girlie car bomb because I do not really like to mix whiskey with my beer.... turns my stomach! Bailey's and Kahlua are much more user friendly :)

Fill a shot glass with the following:

1/2 Kahlua

1/2 Bailey's

Fill a pint glass half full with Guinness

drop the shot into the Guiness glass and chug as fast as you can! If you drink too slow, the Bailey's will curdle and it's not pretty!

Enjoy one this St. Patty's Day!

It's Almost Time!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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The Smoking Gun

www.thesmokinggun.com

Celebrity Mugshots anyone?

Daily Ebonics Lesson...

grill:

One's personal business.

Example: "Why you gotta be all up in my grill?"

Thought of the Day...

Why I will NEVER go Bungee Jumping.

Statistics indicate that bungee jumping has about two in one million chances of death. Whatever. The chances may sound slim, but I will never ever ever Bungee jump in my life, and this is the story of why. Granted, I was traumatized at a young age, and as the years go on, the dramatic/exaggeration level of the story goes up. The story I tell you now is probably nothing like what actually happened, but I will tell it anyhow.

This is the reason for my fears:



Yes that's right-- it is a one piece snowsuit.

Let's go back to North Conway, NH- I don't remember the year, and to be honest it is irrelevant. I was little. I love North Conway, but that little park in the little downtown area turned into a fiery pit of hell on the sunny winter day. I put on my one piece snow suit ready for a fun filled day of winter activities. We went to the park and oh my goodness-- a HUGE spiral slide! You know the kind-- A sliding corkscrew of heaven. I climbed my way to the top, sat down and readied myself for the ride of a lifetime. Oh the excitement!

I pushed off, and I sped down the slide. So joyous. Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, BAM! As my life flashed before my eyes-- here is the background on what was going on: The drawstring around the neck of my snowsuit got caught in a part of the slide, and I was now hanging by the string. Because I had a one piecer on (my name for one peice snowsuit), my whole body was controlled by this death cord. By this time my short life has flashed before my eyes, and I am now in panic mode. Luckily my daddypoo and his 8 friends (ok maybe 2 in real life) came to the rescue! They heroically climbed up the slippery slide and freed me from it's hellish grasp. I slid the rest of the way down, finishing my ride, and from that moment on I was a different person.

Since that day, I knew in my heart that I would never be able to be one of those jumpers. One of those crazy people that WILLINGLY hooks them self up to a string and jumps. I have been there. I have seen it. And let me tell you-- you don't want to see what I saw.

-CJ

Daily Kick in the Face...

Ashlee Simpson

(pre nose job)

Daily Ebonics Lesson...

ridin dirty:

Driving in an automobile while having atleast a felony charge worth of illegal drugs and or unregistered firearms with you.

Example: "I hope the cops don't pull us over, cuz we be ridin dirty."

Movie We Think You Should Watch...

Wedding Crashers

(2005)

Synopsis:

Guided by a set of "wedding crashing rules," Washington, D.C. divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey can charm their way into any wedding...and into the hearts of every bridesmaid...for one night. But at the biggest social event of the year, John breaks the rules and falls for Claire Cleary, the daughter of the United States Secretary of Treasury, William Cleary, and Jeremy is left at the mercy of her "stage-five-clinger" sex-crazed sister Gloria. Being there for his buddy, Jeremy follows John to the family's huge estate for a weekend that may even be too wild for these professional party animals.

(imdb.com)

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Bailey's Banana Colada

1 banana
banana liqueur
Bailey's Irish cream
pina colada mix
dark rum

Put the banana and banana liqueur into a blender until it becomes a thick paste. Add bailey's to taste; pina colada mix and rum to taste as well. Blend well, add ice, and blend again until smooth. Serve in a pina-colada glass.

Pun

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

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As Seen on TV

www.asseenontv.com

Some of this stuff is just fabulous.

Really, who doesn't need a Pancake Puff Pan?

Daily Kick in the Face...

Eli Manning

The Daily Ebonics Lesson...

cheet:

The orange dust that coats your fingers and lips after eating Cheetos. This is why you shouldn't eat Cheetos in public unless you have a wet-nap handy.

Example: "I know Scott stole the Cheetos- he had cheet all over his clothes!"

Pun

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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Movie We Think You Should See...

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

(1985)

Synopsis:

Janey is new in town, and soon meets Lynne, who shares her passion for dancing in general, and "Dance TV" in particular. When a competition is announced to find a new Dance TV regular couple, Janey and Lynne are determined to audition. The only problem is that Janey's father doesn't approve of that kind of thing.

(imdb.com)

White Sangria

This sangria takes 5 to 10 minutes to assemble in a large pitcher. Take the time to prepare it in the morning so the sangria has several hours to develop its fruity flavor. Pull it out when dinner is done is ready to serve that evening.

3 tablespoons sugar

3 shots Calvados or other apple liquor

1 lime, sliced

1 lemon, sliced

2 ripe peaches, cut into wedges

3 ripe green apples seeded and cut into wedges

1 bottle white Rioja Spanish wine or other dry white wine

1 pint raspberries

Sparkling soda water, for topping off glasses of sangria at table

Combine sugar, Calvados, lime, lemon, peaches and apples in a large pitcher. Cover with 1 bottle of Rioja wine and chill sangria several hours. To serve, spoon fruits into glasses or goblets, adding a few fresh raspberries in each glass, pour wine over top of the fruit. Top glasses of sangria off with a splash of soda water and serve.

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Tucker Max

www.tuckermax.com

Intro:
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.

"I hope they serve beer in hell."-Tucker Max

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