CJ's Thought of the Day...

All You Need is a Celeste Pizza, and a Yoohoo.

My life consists of days that are too long, a schedule that is too busy, and not enough sleep. Thus resulting in never seeing my friends, never going out to have a good time, and grouchiness. While that might sound fabulous to some, it is not to me. Yes I am being dramatic. Yes I am aware that my life really isn't that hard in the grand scheme of things. I have a roof over my head, family and friends (those that are left) that love me, and food on the table. All in all, it could be alot worse. But as it goes with alot of things in life, you tend to want what you don't have, no matter how much you have.

Celeste Pizza:
I work all day, I teach all night, and I pull into my driveway at 9:45pm. I am hungry. I am cranky. I am overtired, but wide awake. I walk into my kitchen, and open the freezer. There, sitting amongst the ice, frozen leftovers, and ice cream is.... A delicious Celeste Pizza. Don't judge. A perfect square box, 4 cheese, perfection. I preheat the oven, and toss it in. I cook it too long, so it's slightly burnt, sprinkle some salt on top, and cut it into 6 peices. While it's cooling, I grab a glass of milk, sit down and go through all my DVR'ed programs to see what I will catch up on. Then I unwind with Celeste. She's loyal, she doesn't annoy me, and she makes me happy. Apparantly too much to ask for from some of my ex-friends, but Celeste has no problem with it. I hang out with her once a week, usually on Tuesday or Thursday, because I don't want to get sick of her. It all works out. Then I go to bed, happy as a clam. Celeste Pizza, thank you. Not only my once a week comfort food, but so much more.

Yoohoo:
Ever have those days, where nothing goes right? Maybe a douche from the past resurfaces to once again remind you why she is a douche. Or, maybe someone asks you why you aren't married yet. Maybe there's a traffic jam, when you're already late? A no smoking sign on your cigarette break? 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? Meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife? Sigh. Try a delicious Yoohoo. Though it might seem like a drink meant for the 80's, don't underestimate. It's power is strong. One sip, and you forget how ironic life really is. And it is ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic. And yea I really do think- it's like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, the good advice that you just didn't take. Who woulda thought? It figures. Seriously, I can't explain it, just drink the damn Yoohoo and thank me later.

My point is...Life could be worse. Yea sometimes things suck, and you just wanna kick someone in the face.... but really.... all you need is a Celeste Pizza, and a Yoohoo.

Peace, C